Art Crimes Against Humanity 006: Pyramids Of Power, The Architecture Of MLM

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Anyone driving south of Salt Lake City might notice that from Murray to Draper, Lehi, Provo and beyond, Utah is teeming with prominent MLM or Multi-Level Marketing/Networking companies. These are "lawful and legitimate business models, not rip-off pyramid schemes," claims Michigan based Amway, the genetic Lucy of all MLM's. Regardless of how lawful they is, the stupid is as stupid does aesthetic that permeates network marketing extends handily to their ever-so-strange architectural endeavors. These companies, who's products range from scrap-booking supplies and skin-care lines to cure-all life enhancing herbal supplements and exotic anti-oxidant fruit juices have produced some of the worst architecture in our nations short history.

Some MLM's, like Malaleuca from my home town of Idaho Falls, Idaho have a nauseating effect on the local economy. Tea Tree Oil or "The Wonder From Down Under", injected into every imaginable product ranging from toothpaste to household cleaners and forcefully sold by the caseload has allowed it's shareholders to buy the local baseball field, a few anti-gay billboards and fund the city's annual Fourth of July "Freedom Celebration". A fireworks show timed to Lee Greenwood's "I'm Proud To Be An American", one of the small joys of growing up Idahoan.

Similarly, back in Utah, the Provo Center For The Arts as well as Salt Lake City's baseball field were made possible with donations from Franklin Covey, the company that promised to organize your life with their annoying day-planners and make you rich selling them.

And what is it with all the damn flags?

All this success in the wild west might be attributed in part to these gaudy 'world headquarters' style buildings the lower tier pilgrims see as some kind of OZ. Mirroring religions of the world, these overly fussy office complex-es with mind control ray dispensing signage plopped on top don't leave much for the average plebeian to worry about. Optionally, there's mind numbing colonial style HQ's in updated materials and mammoth proportions. And let's not forget the placement of flags. Flags everywhere to remind the world that this type of business is as American as apple pie.

Extending the lifestyle/brand of these companies to their distributors is essential to washing their brains. The best of the bunch feature excessive reception areas, visitor centers, supernature cafe's, gardens and stores. And if it all starts to sound to good to be true, well...

Comments

[Jessica]

I've been missing Art Crimes for a while now... I was just saying. Thanks for making me laugh today!

[Mr. Jesse Walker]

Anytime lady.

It's unfortunate that most Art Crimes go unnoticed and/or reported EVERY DAY.

I vow to try harder.

[Aaron]

I always see that Neways building and lol - it's so hideous, what were they thinking?? now it makes sense... it's almost church like.

Gotta love MLM's - especially being cold-called by high school friends you haven't seen in 8 years trying to get you under their tier on the pyramid...

[Mr. Jesse Walker]

no way!

[Vanessa, hard core]

Ick!

These asshole edifi pop out of the darks of hell with no reguard for the natural or historic surroundings they were barfed onto.

Yeah zoning!

Nice piece J.

[matthew]

I haven't thought about "The Wonder from Down Under" in a long time... I distinctly remember the foul Tea Tree Oil Toothpaste, ick. It amazes me they are still in business, though there was a definite love for all things MLM by The Sisters of The Church, including a certian mother of mine.

[Mr. Jesse Walker]

My parents were into Maleleuca too for a while. Toothpaste was gross! My mom also had a whole drawer of USANA LIFEPAK vitamins in our kitchen for years. They were into green algae or spirulina before it was cool too.

[Stephen Coles]

Excellent compilation. The Provo art center could have been a lot worse. But I'm sure the rendering is kind to the design. Probably dreary in person.