The S.L. Tribune's Brandon Griggs reports that The Sky Bar, "Utah's Only ULTRA Club' on the 13th floor of the Red Lion Hotel has published a calendar full of scantily-dressed patrons, all of them Utah moms: The calendar is called M.I.L.PH., short for "Moms I'd Like to Photograph" and a cleaner variation on the more commonly known M.I.L.F., which means something else entirely. It features photos of more than a dozen women, ages 21 to 41, posing in various stages of undress in, or sometimes on, the bar. On each page are the gals' helpful drink tips ("Shauna recommends a Red Bull and Jager") and the astoundingly creative names of their children - Daxton, Oaklyn, Rybin, Jayden, Winter, Kysa, Kylin, Daisha, Markie and Sariah, among others. Sky Bar servers are hawking the calendar for $7, saying that proceeds will benefit "women's causes." You know, nothing says "I support women" more than a calendar objectifying them as surgically enhanced sex objects. The kids will be so proud.